Assicons

Everyone has seen those emoticons that indicate an emotion via a few keyboard characters.

:) for a smile and :(  is a frown, with some variations like  :-) or :-(  or that winking  ;-}

I got my first emails recently using "assicons" that represent various types of - well, asses.

I don't know that they will catch on as much as the other emoticons, but, just to keep you informed...


(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) an ass hole

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) has money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass