Blogger Includes Amazon Link To Funny Book From The Onion in Post

I always pick up a copy of the satirical newspaper, The Onion, when I see it. Unfortunately, I don't live in a hip enough area to find it very often, so I usually read the stories online.

Online is good though, because there is also Onion video news. But it's the headlines that grab my attention. That makes sense, since Onion editors start with the headlines and the stories are written to match the headline's humor.

The Onion's latest book release is Our Front Pages. It's a big book (really - more than a foot tall) with a big subtitle: "21 Years of Greatness, Virtue and Moral Rectitude" and headlines stolen from the pages of "America's Finest News Source."

Now really, - don't you want to read some of these stories?

Gay Couple To Add Exciting Big City Feel To Small Town
Vatican Employees Unable To Relax At Holiday Party With Pope Around
Field-Trip Mishap Fulfills Child's Dream To Be Oscar Meyer Wiener
Chipotle Employee Just Gave Guy In Front Of You More Rice
Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell
NPR Host Raises Voice
Factual Error Found On Internet
U.S. Vows To Defeat Whoever It Is We're At War With
New Solar System Discovered Four Feet From Earth
Hugging Up 76,000 Percent
Road-Kill Squirrel Remembered as Frantic, Indecisive
Two Dozen More Bodies Found In Lake Wobegon

Our Dumb World: The Onion's Atlas of the Planet Earth, 73rd Edition

The Onion 2010 Daily Calendar

The Onion: 2010 Calendar of the Planet Earth

Our Dumb Century: The Onion Presents 100 Years of Headlines from America's Finest News Source

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